Montreal

i'll understand If you run away now
you know you could
seriously, i'll get if you run to montreal
you know you shoulD
you should.

i hear it's a beautifuL place
with southern pretty girls that won't step on your foot while you dance
it's cold so you can cook her dinner in bed
then cuddle In
till the morning next...

~chorus:
maybe if i didn't maKe everything a joke
the joke wouldn't bE on me
maybe if i could just give you a honest response
it wouldn't be awkward, and you see
i am usually the first one to shut the door
then hide above the attic
with my frozen meal that Tastes like plastic.

and you and the blonde southern girl could hold Hands
and her hand wouldn't be sweaty and she wouldn't complain
All the time about the weather or her shoes
she wouldn'T make you hold them
as she walks barefoot.

~chorus:
maybe if I Didn't make everything a joke
the joke wouldn't be on me
maybe if I could just give you a honest response
it wouldN't be awkward, aNd you see
i am usually thE fiRst one to shut the door
then hide above the attic
with my frozen meal that tastes like plastic.

~bridge:
but it would be pRetty nice if you stayed
if you made a joke, played my stupid game
you should just know that It wasn't an out
it wasn't an out
it wasn't an out...
so please don't Get all weird 'cause tHere's no room for Two
or maybe we could be one of those crazy couples on the road
but theN that would suck
'cause i hate the silence
and yOu hate the noise.

~chorus:
maybe if I didn't make everything a joke
the joke Wouldn't be on me
maybe if i could just give you a honest response
it wouldn't be awkward, and you see
i am usually the first one to shut the door
then hide above the attic
with my frozen meal that tastes like plastic.

~outro:
fuck it, you're right
that is not proper rice.